Kim Roasts Entire Kardashian Family in 'SNL' Debut

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Our girl Kimmy can officially add "Saturday Night Live Host" to her lengthy resume. That's right - the beauty mogul made her hosting debut at 30 Rockefeller Plaza on October 9th. And Kardashian didn't hold back in roasting her entire family, Kanye West, and... herself. Here are all of the LOL-worthy details.

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As with all SNL episodes, the night started with an opening monologue by the first-time host. And TBH, we think Kim might need to consider a career in stand-up. "I'm so excited to be here tonight to show you guys that I'm so much more than just a pretty face and good hair and great makeup and amazing boobs and a perfect butt," she modestly began. "Basically, I'm just so much more than that reference photo my sisters showed their plastic surgeons." Is your jaw on the floor yet? And things only got more intense (and funny) from there.

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"But one thing I'm really proud of is that no one can ever call me a gold digger," Kim added. "Honestly, I'm not even sure how you become one. So I asked my mom's boyfriend Corey [Gamble]." Not even Kris Jenner's 40-year-old talent manager boyfriend escaped the wrath of the Kardashian Roast Monologue on SNL. But don't worry, Kim played it fair and made sure to poke fun at literally everybody...

Who was her victim next? It looks like the writers at the comedy sketch show couldn't pass up the opportunity to bring up Kanye West's presidential campaign and Caitlyn Jenner's running for California governor. "Now I know we're divided as a country, but I'd love America to come together, which is why I'm here to announce that I'm running for ... I'm just kidding, guys! I'm not running for president. We can't have three failed politicians in one family," Kim said. Ouch.

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And then, much to our surprise, Kardashian got real vulnerable about the reason behind her and Kanye West's split. "I've been very blessed in this life, and I'm grateful for everything. Honestly, all the ups, all the downs," the Hollywood icon said. "I mean, I married the best rapper of all time. Not only that, he's the richest Black man in America, a talented, legit genius, who gave me four incredible kids."

She added, "So when I divorced him, you have to know it came down to just one thing: his personality. I know it sounds mean, but people keep telling me that comedy comes from truth. And if there's one thing that I always strive to be, it's genuine."

And that, kids, is how you make an SNL hosting debut. A round of applause for our triple-threat gal.